macolyte

(n) One who is fanatically devoted to Apple products, esp. the Macintosh computer. Also known as a "Mac Zealot".

He's a macolyte; don't even *think* of mentioning Microsoft within earshot.

by Naman August 12, 2003

Mahcockales

A mix between a monkey and your cock.

Dude, last night I went to a party and I saw a hot girl and mahcockales came out of my pants

by Tenacious D Jr. June 25, 2010

Macomb

Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township

by artichokes123 November 3, 2009

Makeover Mage

An NPC in the world of RuneScape. He/she is able to transform the player's gender and skin tone upon request. His/her main purpose is transforming sexually confused male players into female characters; these "girls" then go out into the world, usually identifiable by their hotness and suspicious taste in fashion (i.e. short shorts from Keldagrim). The Makeover Mage is responsible for at least half of the female characters in RuneScape. Genuine female players are rare.

*PkerGod spots his friend Bigdaddy13 walking away from the makeover mage's house*
PkerGod: Hey, weren't you a guy...?
Bigdaddy13: Um, no? Y do u ask
PkerGod: Yes you were. Dude, I saw you at CW yesterday.
Bigdaddy13: Oh that. Well see this account used to be my brothers but he gave it to me
PkerGod: Hmm. *adds Bigdaddy 13 to his ignore list*

by Enigmatical February 22, 2011

Macon GA

A slowly deteriorating city in the "Heart of Georgia" with high crime rates.

Macon GA is due for a big turn-around.

by Toby Dauntless February 27, 2009

makeout whore

A girl who will makeout with several (2, 3, 7, 8 trillion...) guys in a night, even in the matter of an hour, but refuses to go to even second base with you/anyone. We all know/have met a girl like this, and it can be very irritating. (May also be referred to as a "makeout slut")

Guy #1: Dude, that girl is such a makeout whore.
Guy #2: Yea bro, last weekend I saw her makeout with six different guys in one night, and I have been trying to get in her pants for two months and she won't go for it!
Guy #1: I feel for you man, she has never even done anything besides makeout with a guy.
Guy #2: What a fucking makeout slut.

by I hate makeout whores May 4, 2006

Maico

A sweet, sometime caring person who acts like a jackass but deep down cares. Makes the most jokes around his friends but is the main person that’s hurting. Can talk to girls but can’t talk to that one girl that he likes. Will have his eye on one girl for a very long time, takes sports seriously, and hates school, fun to be around when you get around him.

Maico can be annoying at times but you have to love him.
Omg Maico is so bipolar!

by Devora May 31, 2019