Master Wayne

When you see some poor kid fall down while snowboarding and you stop right next to him/her and say:

'Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.'

Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

by hiphopapottimus February 8, 2009

Joke master

He is so joky that he is the joke master.

My teacher is a joke master and is very funny.

by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Cuck Master

An individual who is so weak and fragile that men are unexplainablely drawn to have intercourse with his significant other as there is nothing he can do to stop them.

Logan, being a Cuck Master, has all sorts of men coming and going from his house in the middle of the night and there is nothing he can do about it. His wife-cousin seems to enjoy it though.

by Elite CG June 16, 2023

Master Cheeks

A horny, whiney imposter pretending to be the real Master Chief and dicking around on Paramount's Halo TV series. Master Cheeks got his name for refusing to wear his helmet and now his pants, baring his "master cheeks" around in episode 3 and 8.

Lord Hood: Master Cheeks, you mind telling me what you're doing with that Covenant chick?
Master Cheeks: Sir, finishing this fuck session.

by Johnny Halo 117 May 18, 2022

The Rank of Master

Something that Anakin Skywalker doesn’t have.

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.- Mace Windu

by MCK1705 June 28, 2020

Maitena

Maitena is the most amazing, beautiful, wonderful, and lazy person you can ever met. She is my pretty girfriend, and for me she is everything, my sky, my sea, my earth, my heart, my body, my moon, my sun, mi love, my whole life. I dont know what to do without her. I love her very very very much, because she is able to make me happy at every moment. I fell in love just in the moment that i look at her, and i know in that moment, that she would be the right person.
I love you very much darling

Maitena i love you with all mi heart

by El papurri February 8, 2018

Ascended master

Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.

The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018