Mantabolism

How quickly you grow facial hair

dude our lunchlady has some mantabolism she grew that mustache in a day

by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011

mastabaita

a person that masterbates while watching fishing shows

Johnny mastabaita while watching Adventures of Fishing.

by ananamous January 9, 2004

mastababa

A sexy Dutch traveling web guru with Iranian origins.

Johan: Wow, that website is dope!
Chris: Yeah, the developer must be Mastababa.
Johan: I wish I could write code like Mastababa.

by Zambuck October 19, 2008

Matabo

My-ta-bo; When you see something sexually arousing and you take a mental photo of it. Later using that image to masturbate to.

That guy that I just saw was hot , I've got a great matabo for later.

by LordFarkward July 20, 2016

mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

mantabeast

The confused persons expression of manatee.
A loud, buffalo sound eminating from an otherwise cute girl.

"The mantabeast bellowed a horrible, gutteral sound as she was being tickled"

by hayley erica February 3, 2008

Mailable

When regular postal services can be used for delivery purposes.

I had my laptop picked up by courrier because it's not mailable.

by Frenchfrog1967 October 17, 2008