Maynard

A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.

Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'

Usually only used between close confidants.

As a greeting:
"Whattup Maynard?"

or simply,
"Maynard!"

As a farewell:
"Later Maynard!"

by Mike P Might B January 31, 2007

Maynard James Keenan

My lord and savior. The ideas behind his music point to the only meaningful religion in this world, the faith of your soul. I'm not talking about Christianity either.

I think I'd crap my pants if I had to talk to Maynard James Keenan face-to-face. I mean what the fuck do you say to someone like that? Nice hair?

by Dan May 13, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.

What else can I say? He is a god!

by Alex January 6, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

A dude who likes making music and is-if judging on musical standards and not personal bias-pretty damn good at it. In my personal opinion a great screamer, but that's not for everybody. Come on folks, shut the fuck up about him being a "god". If you actually got any of his music you'd realize he's just dicking around when he acts like he has an ego because existence itself doesn't matter at all and he knows that, so why not let your anger and other demons out in a song so you can move on with your day?

In other words? Stop being that dude who listens to Sober and goes "This song is about me and my girlfriend. -Sob.-" No, no it's not.

Oh and by the way, kudos to someone for finally writing a song telling fans who rag on their band to fuck off. If you actually listen to Hooker With A Penis, it's directed at fans who are like "ONGZ THIS SOUNDS TOO MAINSTREAM!" and the fact that they support the mainstream just by listening to Tool because you're still giving money to record companies run by corporate fatcats, thus creating awful hypocrisy.

Tool (ironic): Oh my god, Maynard James Keenan is such a god, I wanna fuck him all night long cuz he's like so hot and relates to me so much. Listen to Sober! It's such a great song for when you're feeling bummed after a breakup.

Non-tool: ...I think maybe you're just retarded and don't get it. Like, anything about life. At all. I don't even know why someone would bother trying to explain this on Urban Dictionary.

by DoesItReallyMatterSeriously January 7, 2010

Good stuff, Maynard!

A saying from an old Malt-O-Meal commercial. When used to describe delicious, satisfying food, it has the potential to embarrass everyone who has to hear it.

dad: mmm mmmm! that chicken sandwich sure was some Good stuff, Maynard!

me: *facepalm*

by Double44 November 22, 2011

Minardi

A formula one team that established back in 1985. Probabably one of the most unsuccessful F1 teams to date having never won race, made podium and their best ever race finish being fifth. Each year they gouge millions and millions or dollars out of oblivious sponcers so they can keep their inferior cars spinning off and blowing engines. Even with all that I still personally have compassion for Minardi as they have always had some of the best looking cars on the grid.

A double DNF for Minardi again.

by Cameron December 11, 2004

Kate Maynard

KATE MAYNARD IS A FUCKING GODESS! She can beat you to death in a milisecond and she is THICCCC! She is kind in every way but DO NOT GO TO HER DARK SIDE! She hates friends that pretend to be insecure and say stuff like "oh i know you hate me blah blah blah" to make her feel bad. DONT LOSE HER IF SHE IS YOUR FRIEND! But do not mess with her. She can get physco..but she is a goddess and the best person that you could have in your life. SHE IS A BADDASS

Jakoby: "Hey you know that girl Kate Maynard?"
Chris: "Oh yea! She is a BADASS! The best person EVER!"

by summer.maii December 10, 2019