Magdalena

The best mom that could EVER HAS EXISTED. She loves her kids to DEATH. She is super caring and loving. Not just to herself but to everyone she meets. She is SUPER pretty. BEAUTIFUL. She does everything is her power to make her kids happy and anything to make sure they feel loved. She is super fun. She always takes her kids on adventures. She also cooks food and bakes yummy food too. She makes so many sacrifices for her family and I know that takes a toll on people but since she is a super hero she powers through EACH AND EVERY TIME. When she is sick she still goes to work and goes out to get food for her kids but that’s because she is a super hero. She is also super athletic and active. She even takes her kids on walks. Anything anyone can think of she can do. She tells her kids they can do anything they put their mind to. Playing truth or dare with her is really fun. Something I think we should do a lot more. She is also pretty funny. What makes her funny is that she usually starts laughing before she finishes her joke. She is the only one laughing and once she is done everyone else starts laughing. Not because of the joke but because of her. I love her A ABSOLUTE BUTT LOAD TON. EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES ME MORE. I can’t wait for our next walk, talk, or mother-daughter time.
Love you 😘😉

I just wrote it and I didn’t proofread😅
Magdalena ( I had to have the word I am defining) ‘lol’

by Kale248 January 15, 2021

Mary Magdalen Fetish

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."

Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."

by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011

Mandalay

An amazing, attractive girl who is just crazy beautiful. A Mandalay is also very nice and smart with really nice tits. They are usually one of the most amazing girls that one should meet. Because of Mandalay's amazingness they are pretty popular and usually have many guys wanting her, so if you are with a Mandalay, you are one lucky guy.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just met the most amazing girl ever"
Guy 2: "Really. Was her name Mandalay cause they are pretty nuts"

by a beastly beast July 19, 2010

mandala

Precious object of worship, many clusters of jewels, perfectly endowed, and intricately sexy as hell.

This mandala is perfectly balanced

by dodecadala July 19, 2014

Mary Magdalene

A sexual act. The MM requires that the partner with long hair be on top of the other so that the head of the partner with the hair is over the others feet. This necessitates some variation of reverse cowgirl and should be done with care since the partner on top will be using their hands, which would normally be supporting themselves, to use their hair to wash the feet of the other partner with sensual oils or motion lotion.

Jesus: "Wow! My mind is still blown. She put the Mary Magdalene on me last night."

John: "Really? What kind of oil did she use? I'll bet your feet are still really clean and soft."

Jesus: "I think she used olive oil. Whatever. It was the bomb yo!"

by W!cKeD July 31, 2009

mary magdalene

woman disciple of Jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a "mary magdalene" theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny

girl #1: i cheated on the pre cal test!!
girls #2 and 3: ahah your such a mary magdalene!

by anonymoussss June 28, 2005

magdalaene

the best hottest and sexiest person in the world

Magdalaene tweeted a hate tweet about Björk on twitter.

by magdalaene April 15, 2021