Masturbating while listening to music from the band Mastodon.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.
Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!
Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?
Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!
-OR-
Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!
Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!
so on and so forth...
Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?
Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!
-OR-
Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!
Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!
so on and so forth...
by Dandy Ritcher February 24, 2011
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Wife of the main character John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. Mother of Jack Marston. Formerly named Abigail Roberts until she married John Marston in Red Dead Redemption 2. Former member of Dutch's game, which is run by Dutch Van Der Linde
"So, you saved the silly bastard's life then you and him go robbing sheep?" – Abigail Marston to Arthur Morgan.
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Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.
Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.
(also: marstonization)
Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.
Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.
(also: marstonization)
Damn, son! I'm up 4 to zip on you... getting straight up marstonized!
You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.
How can you handle this marstonization?
You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.
How can you handle this marstonization?
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by saint_adventure October 3, 2014
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