mattituck

Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn. Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your high school. you do one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it.

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck"
"wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?"

by baller. January 11, 2008

Mattias

A guy that's very sweet with his girl. He's verry charming, also can make a girl easily fall in love with. Likes to walk around without a shirt. Usually Brazilian or a Spaniard. Verry fit, & hot. Also very smart in some subjects. Sexy.

Maria: "Who are you dating?"
Kaila: "Mattias"
Maria: "Mattias?! WOAH. i would love to date a Mattias !!"

by hide&seek14345 December 12, 2010

Mettie

Every young person of manchester worst nightmare. They can ruin the fun of every night out and provide an experience where the riders of the metrolink have to constantly be on edge in case they see the devilish sight of their yellow coat come on board.

Oh no theres a mettie coming on
Quick hop off!

by Dixonkenneth November 6, 2018

Mattias Tedenby

hockey player from Sweden who currently plays for the New Jersey Devils. In Sweden, he played for the Swedish Elite League team HV71.

Mattias Tedenby is called Teddy by the media and teammates.

by Super Swedes January 24, 2011

Mattis Wijk

Mattis Wijk is an endangered wild boar. Mattis Wijk is also sexually attracted to his cats and other animals. His brain is so fucked up he is also attracted to males, not only humans but animals too.

Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell

oh hes a Mattis Wijk.

what a loser.

by Trueonlynocapbrusda April 24, 2021

Mattia Binotto

The clown in the turbo hybrid era of Formula One.
Led Ferrari with his Master🅱️lan since 2019.

Who is that leaving the pit wall in the middle of a race?
Oh, it's Mattia Binotto, The clown of Formula One.

Carlos Sainz overtaking another guy on track
Mattia Binotto: Do you want to pit this lap?

by __DSG__ October 20, 2022

Mattis

One sexy motherfucker with flowing blonde hair.

Damn! He's a real Mattis!

by RealWanker January 7, 2016