The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 27, 2018

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 August 21, 2008

spicy mackerel

Jills gang of silent icecream and BBQ munchies eaters hailing from yarraville

Did you see those awesome spicy mackerel's walk past? Yeah they had sweet icecream's!

by Spicy T January 15, 2014

dirty mackerel

a person who will make out with anyone. As a fish species, mackerel are wide-ranging pelagic school fish with big lips.

"Gurl, Piranha Sean was a dirty mackerel the other night at Remingtons..."

by Addisontpa November 5, 2006

Holy Mother Mackerel

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

by institutional March 16, 2017

mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

by baseman151 December 29, 2009