Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.
At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.
by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008
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- ¿Eres mal de la maceta? Ya es medianoche, te sales a dormir menso.
- ¿Eres mal de la maceta? Ya es medianoche, te sales a dormir menso.
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An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.
Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.
by La'Rell August 31, 2017
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This guy also got passed around by every girl
But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1
This guy also got passed around by every girl
But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1
by Tha feds February 17, 2021
Get the daddy machete mug.n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.
if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.
if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"
"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007
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by PsuedoFunny August 13, 2008
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