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mexican lottery

When you get two sodas from a vending machine for the price of one.
Guy 1:Bro i just won the mexican lottery want a snapple

Guy 2: yhea thanks man
by dietxrich January 26, 2010
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Lottery Peeps

Super cute lottery ball cartoon characters here to bring you luck with winning the lottery.

Friends with million dollar benefits.
by Mr. Millions August 27, 2009
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Lottery Cheese

The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.
"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"
by MistyGuy December 22, 2012
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Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.
I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!
by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011
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Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.
Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.
by b1gdummy May 8, 2015
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Lottery Hair

Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.
For example,BobbiJo says:
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."
by whatthefarm March 14, 2008
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lotterytirement

The lifestyle one enjoys after winning big in the lottery, quitting one's job, and therefore retiring.
My neighbor won the $260 million PowerBall and is now enjoying his lotterytirement.
by R Salas January 28, 2009
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