Lakeside Lutheran 

HELL.
Pure Hell of a Lutheran School.
Unnecessary Disciplines, Worthless Faculty.

Gayside

Another word for Gay, fucked, or anything else for that matter.

"Dude, I just got Yelled at by Lakeside Lutheran."
"Did you get Lakeside'd?
"Yea, I got Lakeside'd."

Lakeside Lutheran by Just an old friend March 16, 2009

St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala 

A school full of rich white people, that spit out the N-word more than their Mom spits out their dad’s children. The students are the most un-holy mfs you’ll ever meet. Daily tasks consist of nic breaks in the bathroom, and threatening to kill themselves everytime they get a grade back. Every boy with a perm looks like a muppet that just finished snorting crack out of his grandmas asscrack. Everyone is depressed and suicidal. There’s so many gay bitches that go to that school that I’m surprised God hasn’t stuck it with lightening yet. I wonder how many people have smoked weed in the parking lot, and used Bible pages as rolling paper. That school has some of the sneakiest and horniest bitches. No one knows why the dress-code is, because no one follows it. The lady at the front desk is always in a bad mood, like lady you look like ezma from emperors new groove. Go home and take your hot flashes with you

Hey do you go to St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala?

yeah….

I hate you, petty hoe.

St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala by iwannadie6999 December 16, 2021

trinity lutheran school

A school that was awesome but now sux butt! the church screwed it up pissed everyone off and now no1 wants to go there let alone teach there. They never should have fired L. Reynolds. she was the best thing to ever happen to trinity and you blew it. Good job.

I used to go to trinity Lutheran
No No we went to trinity lucifer!

trinity lutheran school by Sydney December 14, 2004

Martin Luthering 

(verb) the sexual act of pinning a girl against a wooden door, and penetrating her traditional values. (also known as Martin Luthered)

Freaky Frank: "Yo Molly, did you like when I pinned you to dat wooden door of yo room and nailed you so hard."

Molly: "Ahh yeah, you're Martin Luthering me."

Martin Luthering by Mike Snifferpippets April 5, 2010

Fox Valley Lutheran 

Expensive wels school. Decent sports teams. Juuling problems. Mr. Rodgers taught drivers ed here. Pretty big 700ish kids. They got famous off an Instagram post and some people call this school the #hiddenhotschooloftheUSA

Bro did you here about fox valley Lutheran
No? What is that
It's where all the hot kids go
Woah

Fox Valley Lutheran by Picklerick370 March 14, 2019

rockford lutheran 

high school mostly known for having rich white kids who hotbox the bathroom during pass periods and think they’re the shit at sports but loses almsot even football game every year.also most commonly said word in the halls is “snake” or “blunt”....all freshman drink to be “cool” and say nigga to be cool

man 1:what high school did you go to?
man 2:i went to rockford lutheran
man 1: damn so you know about all the snakes

rockford lutheran by lmaoooooothot November 1, 2017

st johns lutheran school 

A middle school in Lombard Illinois filled with stuck up pricks. Once you find out who the real person inside someone is they will stab you in the back. Teaches are really mean and lots are quiting.

Do you go to st johns lutheran school?
Yeah...
Dang. I feel bad for you!

st johns lutheran school by People these days December 29, 2015