crazy lurker

a stalker looking, hardcore gangbanging nigger

dude, that crazy lurker got himself some grillz

by bitchnigfro September 26, 2007

left lane lurker

An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.

I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.

by s2k ftw September 18, 2013

Lurkers

People who look at your myspace and dont leave comments, messages, pic comments, etc.

Rob:My Profile views just jumped from 14566 to 14589 in ten minutes!!
Fred:God damn lurkers!!

by Merritt September 5, 2008

lurders

penis-shaped sugar cookies

justins in the kitchen makin' lurders

by Jonathon Michael Thomas May 1, 2006

lurker

someone who seems to always be present bu unnoticed

Mongo: That kid Tonto is a lurker.
Thor: He is creepy.
Tonto: I am right here.

by Grimace April 9, 2003

LARPer

Live
Action
Role
Player

One who dresses like a character from a video game usually and acts different scenes out.

"Hey, why is that guy dressed up and talking like Link?"
"Oh, that's Seth, he's a LARPer"

by MissDresden July 1, 2009

Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.

There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008