Lurkers

People who look at your myspace and dont leave comments, messages, pic comments, etc.

Rob:My Profile views just jumped from 14566 to 14589 in ten minutes!!
Fred:God damn lurkers!!

by Merritt September 5, 2008

lurders

penis-shaped sugar cookies

justins in the kitchen makin' lurders

by Jonathon Michael Thomas May 1, 2006

lurper

A person (usually high on meth) who rummages through your belongings and steals some random, insignificant object like nail clippers or a pocketknife. Lurpers won't steal your stereo or television. They'll take your razor or cologne.

I told her not to bring that little lurper over here. Last time she took my pocketknife and all the q-tips!

by livesanuk April 22, 2008

lurker

someone who seems to always be present bu unnoticed

Mongo: That kid Tonto is a lurker.
Thor: He is creepy.
Tonto: I am right here.

by Grimace April 9, 2003

Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.

There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

hard lurker

someone who does as little work as possible yet still acts as if they are the hardest working person on the planet. close relative of the spotlight ranger.

Sgt Frank is a hard lurker, he is always talking about how much work he is doing, but no one knows what he actually does or ever hears of him accomplisching anything at all.

by ram1500trucking October 8, 2008

Lunger

A person suffering from chronic lung disease.

Doc Holliday: (coughs) Now Ed, are we cross?
Ed Bailey: Without them guns, you're nothing but a skinny lunger...

by Bryianzum August 26, 2008