roberto luongo

the most overrated goalie in the national hockey league who folds under the pressure and cries when he cant get the job done.

billy:hey did you see the canucks game last night?

jimbo: yea roberto luongo couldnt stay off his knees, he kept blowing the game

by rojo johnson May 8, 2010

luongo

Roberto Luongo (born April 4, 1979, in Montreal, Quebec) is a professional ice hockey goaltender with the Vancouver Canucks.

Acquired: Traded to Vancouver from Florida with Richard Krajicek and a 6th round pick in 2006 in exchange for Todd Bertuzzi, Bryan Allen and Alex Auld, June 23/06

International play (Team Canada):
Silver medal at 1999 Under-20 World Championships.
Gold medal at 2003 World Championships.
Gold medal at 2004 World Championships.
Gold medal at 2004 World Cup of Hockey.
Silver medal at 2005 World Championships.

Damn, the Canucks are going to be unstoppable next season with Luongo in net

by canuckaholic June 27, 2006

luoa

Luoa is a short term of "lick ur own ass". It is used mainly in english country like USA, Canada etc. It means you are scolding a person that is very annoying to you.

John: Stfu u are a bloody noob.
Alam: W/e, just luoa

by lIlIIllIl November 4, 2006

luou

an incredible, cute, adorkable guy that is just too awesome, smart, and talented for his own good

"Oh my god, did that cute guy get into Stanford? Man, he's such a Luou!"

by shixnoxtenshi December 14, 2008

luott

That kid who thinks he's gangster because he has a chain on his wallet and rides a Walmart skateboard.

I went to the hood the other day and saw a luott. I was like boi, you gone get yourself mugged.

by Lemon Addict June 25, 2017

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by ur mom is a fag init May 27, 2021

luona

The most beautiful woman in the world.

Sexy, smart and funny. She is the most precious treasure.

Random person: I'm not lying.
Luona: Are you a hip?
Random person: why?
Luona: because hips don't lie

by gugu2021 February 7, 2022