Lumbarsexual

Today, the scruffy woodsman & sexy Wolverine like beard is all the rage. While still hanging on to a sense of style and even a bit of metrosexuality. Food for thought: Can a lumbarsexual evolve in a metrojacks?

Amy: "At a recent fundraiser, I noticed this guy in a great suit who sported a sexy beard. I wish I got his number."
Emily: "Was he scruffy or lumbarsexual?

by Trust me, I'm a Doctor December 28, 2014

lumbass

See "shingledecker", alternatively a form of blind braindead fish found in the lakes of Northern Minnesota thought to be the result of genetic mutation from dioxin poisoning. Also, Parks Scholar

Ross is a shingledecking lumbass.

by Anonystooge July 2, 2007

Lubrarian

1. one who is trained in the art of lubrication
2. any person displaying extreme skill in the art of lubrication
3. a clerk of the lube department in a sex shop

That secretary moonlighted as the resident lubrarian on the corner of 5th and Main, well known assistant to the ladies of the night.

by Ho11ywood March 11, 2009

Lumberage

The sticks and stems that remain after cleaning your stash of weed.

Hey, let's grind up the lumberage and sell it to you little bro.

by Jock Cousteau December 2, 2011

Lumbar Motiff

A tattoo on a woman's lower back. Usually used as a defense against accusations of having a slutty tattoo.

Dude: Nice tramp stamp!
Slut: It's not a tramp stamp! It's a lumbar motiff!
Dude: Whateva slut!

by HogHedge October 29, 2011

Lumbardy

A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.

I went into the shower and cleaned myself with a lumbardy.

by Zeus127 September 3, 2019

lumbardy

a word used to describe when you hit your girl in the face with your penis, when you are in place you cant actually say that.

"man, i gave my bitch the lumbardy last night, dude she was mad!"

by GGroves May 26, 2008