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Lumbrarian 

A lumbrarian is a cross between a librarian and a lumberjack. It is a girl who wears their hair in a bun with glasses and looks put together from the neck up, but from the neck down wears a flannel and general manly lumberjack attire.
Wow, take a look at that lumbrarian chopping up books over there.

Is that a lumbrarian? Is she using the dewey decimal system to organize that lumber?
Lumbrarian by The Juice is loose January 24, 2011
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Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.
Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.
Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

The Librarian

Criminally underrated horror youtuber. Need I say more?
It's ashame how The Librarian's videos barely average past 100k views.
The Librarian by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022

lesbrarian 

A portmanteau of librarian and lesbian signifying a librarian who is also a lesbian.
A group of lesbrarians shushed the crowd at the Vancouver Dyke March.

How could you not know she was a lesbrarian - she works in the women's studies department!
lesbrarian by Lesbrarian September 25, 2009

Librarian 

Information Master
One to be worshiped
Librarians wield unfathomable power, bring order to chaos, wisdom and culture to the masses, preserve every aspect of human knowledge and rule the information universe.
Librarian by BeckyIB February 3, 2004

librarian hot 

a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.

the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind

often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.
librarian hot by Netp December 5, 2007

school librarian 

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.
dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.
school librarian by erik December 1, 2003