Lumberjack

A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.
Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.
by Tude November 28, 2006
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Term from the adult film industry used for those male actors capable of maintaining longterm erection.
Whoa! Ron Jeremy is such a Lumberjack. That chick's gonna be walking bow-legged until next semester.
by 1troglodite April 06, 2009
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When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."
"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."
by Rufus June 28, 2003
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The sexual act, coined by Michael Edward Hickey and Joseph Michael Young, when a woman is on all fours betwix two males, one entering her vagina (or anus), the other through her mouth. The two men then lock wrists, and pull back and forth like old-time lumberjacks using a two-man saw. Often called an LBJ for short, popular in southern Illinois colleges.
Hey Michael, that chick looks like she'd be down for a LBJ, Shotgun anus!
Yes Joe, She's ripe for a lumberjack!
by Samuel Gompers September 15, 2006
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when a girl bites your dick when she gives you head...shes chopping your wood
sally bit my dick...shes a lumberjack
by johnny hopkins December 17, 2008
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To lumberjack someone requires the efforts of two people. One, the jacker, hides in a tree while a second person lures the individual being lumberjacked under the tree and once in position the jacker leaps out of the tree onto the poor unsuspecting soul.
Brock has been pissing me off would you help me lumberjack him?
by Mitch Stanley & Brock Walker November 09, 2008
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A fashionably disabled(genderly-confused)tree cutting person.
by Jo Rabbi November 22, 2003
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