bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

by Wageslut December 16, 2015

Chopping lumber

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"

Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"

by Snipervert March 3, 2010

84 Lumber

To dick slap with morning wood.

I'm going to 84 lumber Jerry tomorrow morning.

by Jlloydus15137 July 2, 2011

Slumber Lumber

Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

by kmichener June 18, 2011

Lumber Jacks

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.

They are always cutting us down.

by Modeen August 27, 2014

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012