lootin 'n luton

An activity or full-time job that approx. 85% of people from luton participate in, involving one of the following:

1. Stealing stuff you cant afford
2. Stealing stuff you can afford

I've seen a lotta lootin 'n luton and I've had my fair share of it too but if i see another mofo taking sum old ladies zimmer frames, im gonna have to get ghetto and it aint gonna be pretty.

by Kluke January 19, 2004

throat lotion

a male's seminal fluid coated down a womans throat

her mouth might have been dry but I gave her some throat lotion to soften her right up.

by rob gotti October 20, 2006

lotion

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

by hot sauce March 11, 2004

laotian

Person whose origin is from the country of Laos.

I'm not American, I'm Laotian.

by [e-mail] December 20, 2003

LOTI

Abbreviation for Laughing On The Inside, an more honest internet lingo than LOL, in which you find something funny but you are not really laughing out loud.

Person 1: What did the beaver say when he crashed into a wall?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Damn!
Person 2: LOTI

by Rodri316 September 10, 2003

LOTIWASOMF

Laughing On The Inside With A Smile On My Face

Yeah, that joke was funny. I'm not laughing out loud though. I'm LOTIWASOMF-ing.

by Blobs April 16, 2008

lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

by FitofPeak May 26, 2010