Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

shoe lover

Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.

That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover

by Gay ballerhino April 4, 2019

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Unreal love

A love told and sold by someone that does not know what love is. Love is not betrayal. Love is not lying. Love isn't hurtful. Love is not a game. Love is not lusting over every woman you see while in a relatuonship. Love is not a sexual addiction. Love isn't a side chick or 7. Love doesnt have dirty nasty secrets. Love isn't a list of sexual partners a mile long.

Lee was in unreal love with many women. He married when he was not the marrying kind.

by sthrngrc August 20, 2018

lily-pad lover

A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.

John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018

creepy love stare

the way harry styles looks at louis tomlinson, in a fond way but it looks kinda creepy

try googling "creepy love stare" and go in images ;)

Harry was doing the creepy love stare again

by thatswhyimaniallgirl January 18, 2022

lovestay

a very comforting word that can heal millions of people and commonly used as an instagram hashtag by best boy hwang hyunjin

I will be back lovestay.

by azxelle April 6, 2021