Lotionize

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.

Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "

by sarzzzOD March 22, 2011

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.

by poo licker October 02, 2003

lotion

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.

david beckham

by Craig March 10, 2004

lotion

another word for semen

"What u doin?"
"makin some lotion ;)"

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

lotion

Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise

"Look at that basket? Isn't it precious?"

"Yes, it's lotion."

by B-Phat May 21, 2006

Lotion

Something we use to jerk o- i mean some thick liquid used for your skin if your skin is ashy. But the boys use it more for stuff

Honey, wheres the lotion?

by h0wsh0u1d1kn0w? February 04, 2021

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on.

I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.

by courtski February 02, 2015