LOList

a person who believes that LOL is the way that every sentence should end

(a txt/IM message conversation)

Person A: How was your day?

Person B(LOList): Great I went to the store and got some new shoes, LOL

Person A: What color?

Person B: Black and Pink LOL

Person A: do you think that you'll make it to the party tonight?

Person B: for sure LOL

by Redgate February 20, 2009

logistics

A conveniently general scapegoat.

Sorry we couldn't get it to you on time, it's simply a question of logistics.

by philip June 9, 2004

Loris

The word Loris pertains to the general awesomeness/ good fortune of something or someone.
Loris can be used to describe a persons actions, state of mind or persona.

Examples of the use of loris in conversational english:

"Hey friend, that shirt is well loris!"

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Examples of the use of loris in historical addresses:

"There are many people in the world who really don't understand, or say they don't, what is the great issue between the free world and the Communist world.
Let them come to berlin. It's crazy loris over here"

- JFK (Ich Bin Ein Berliner, June 26th 1963)

by amoebawild February 22, 2011

Slow Loris

A sex position in which the woman sits on the man's lap, facing him, and he tickles her while bouncing, while she lifts her arms up in the air, like the small Asian primate, the Slow Loris.

Hey, wanna Slow Loris with me? You look ticklish.

by Andre LeBlanc October 6, 2009

lorieta

A really pretty teenage girl that really wants to be around boys. She is kind, caring, and flirty at the same time. She loves boys with the name of Nicholas and doesn't mind being around them even when she just woke up. If your name is Nicholas, hook up with a lorieta.

Lorieta is hot.

by Peyton Freyer January 14, 2018

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)

Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"

by StoneKassel April 25, 2011

Loist

Feeling between like and love. Similar to being between wet and dry i.e. moist.

"You're sexy. I loist you."

"I like you more than nutella or ravz. I think I loist you."

by Beverage Thang November 6, 2012