Loot Goblin

That one person that steals all the loot leaving behind a wasteland of nothingness for everyone else, to the dismay and almost always negatively influencing his party through either leaving them with their financials ruined or with no gear, though most of the time a combination of the two.

Vognir: *silence*
MLG: *where's vognir?*
Confiq: *He's pushing, so either we all int and push or we don't get loot*
MLG: *lmao goddamn loot goblin*

by 3601337noscop3s March 31, 2020

Loot Crate

Hey are you a nerd? Do you like a bunch of worthless shit? Do you like a bunch of junk on your desk? So much junk you cant even put what you need on it. Do you like pop culture references on cafe press quality t-shirts? A ninja VS pirate mouse pad! Wow sweet,awesomesauce! Do you like Doctor Who? Who doctor doesn't?! Are you deranged?! Introducing Loot Crate! A service that allows you to get junky stuff every month in your mail! Just imagine every month a loot crate by your house filled with little trinkets..Never stopping! NEVER WILL STOP..Increasing with junk every month! There is no more room in the house! Garbage all over, boxes and packing peanuts no room to spare. We have cheap plastic and you have an obsession! It's only $25 a month and you get a package every single fucking month. Also don't forget to make a shitty unboxing video of you attempting to hide how disappointed you are. Waiting for something you ACTUALLY LIKE!

Youtuber: Whoa bro! Did you see my loot crate unboxing on youtube!

Youtuber's friend: yea bro that stuff was shit

by MaxhasTax August 5, 2015

Loot Boxes

the absolute worst fucking thing that games can incorporate. it is "the devil's device". It makes it so that you get useless items 99.9% of the time so you can't progress. you must do microtransactions to get past this shit. basically it make you rage so you can pay the devs money.

Ming: Have you gotten anything good from these loot boxes?

Jonaton: Of course not these are fucking loot boxes you're talking about.

by D0G31337 January 30, 2018

loot whore

A player in an MMO game or any game for that matter, that consistently wants any and every item that has even the most miniscule value to him or her.

Prodegy you fucking loot whore, you dont need any of those items.

by Ionsniper July 31, 2008

loot ninja

An mmorpg term referring to a devious being who takes phat l00t that is not rightfully his. They often try to cover up their evil ways by blaming their non existent little brother.

Angry party member: Hey you stole my phat l00t!

Loot ninja: I'm sorry my little brother was playing! It's not my fault!

by Tvet July 5, 2007

loot pig

A person usually found in an online multiplayer role-playing game, who wants nothing more than to have every item in the game regardless of the item's worth to their character.

Someone who wants all the group rewards for themselves.

Tactics employed by loot pigs vary from rolling 'need' on every item, rushing to be the first one to open every corpse/chest, and squealing like an actual pig when they don't get their way.

Willy is such a loot pig he stopped fighting when the encounter was nearly over, so he could be the first to hover his cursor over the dead mob.

by tunasammich August 22, 2011

Loot Notify

Loot notify is a group ran by jake who fakes his success and drives a corsa but somehow is a millionaire. Do not join as you will be harassed by a fat kid from rochdale called alfie who doxxed an ex staff member called matt. Best CG for sneakers cam

Yo did you see what that fat prick alfie sent in loot notify

by sh0ck January 2, 2023