loon

An extinct lagoon creature of the Mesozoic era. Also, a ridiculously good looking person in green plad pants with crazy hair. You decide.

I walked by that cubicle and saw that loon staring at an empty computer screen.

by Green Plaid Pants Boy June 23, 2009

Poon Loon

A big ol butch bulldaggin' lezzie that's just a lunatic for the pussy!

Girl: Are you into eating snatch?
Bulldagger: Hell yeah lil momma, I'm a POON LOON!!

by Tugs1334 April 15, 2017

Loons Game

Loons Game- When someone close to you reveals a secret you didn't want them too but the friend doesn't realise what he's/she's done. It can also be used to describe the loss of a girlfriend or anything like that really.

"Oh wow John, you're really going to pull a loons game on me?"

by UncleDonny June 27, 2018

Smoking Loon

The name of a small beach cruiser that is usually found in the San Diego, CA area and used by homosexuals.

Jesse took a cruise on the smoking loon to pick up a boyfriend

by Euphorism April 8, 2009

Evil Loon

(noun): a psychotic person lacking any semblance of decency or conscience: a miserable and hateful person:INSANE BITCH

If you ever come across an EVIL LOON you may initially mistake her for a decent human being but with time you will find that she will attempt to drag you into her black hole of misery. BEWARE OF THE EVIL LOON

by The Good Witch June 5, 2008

Loon Calling

The act of calling for the Common Loon by singing, "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."

So we went out on the boat yesterday and did some Loon Calling.

by LoonCaller August 30, 2009

juby loon

When a dog's jowls gets caught on its tooth forming a small bubble-like shape.

Child 1: "Awe, man, Look at Sterling's Juby Loon. He looks hilarious!"

Child 2: "Haha! Yeah, my dog gets that too after he yawns or eats."

Child 1: "Stfu."

by Myce February 27, 2011