good looks

noun: thank you, good looking out

Someone passes you a cigarette because you're out and you reply "good looks."

by Amy August 6, 2003

the lobster

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

by kook February 17, 2005

she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.

PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...

by banananna89 September 17, 2013

Slop Lobster

Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..

"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"

"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.

by livetheshoree February 7, 2010

Dutch Lobster

The Dutch Lobster is not a sexual act, it's a Lobster from Holland. However, it sounds like a sexual act, at least to British and American ears.

The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.

The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005

"What the hell's a Dutch lobster?" the Boss asks.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.

by SoxxDay July 31, 2015

Ketchup on a Lobster

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.

"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"

by Billiest March 8, 2010

lobsters

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

by ohitssunny February 28, 2010