lon baguette

this is referring to London's (from londonsworld squad) large pp

"I love lon baguette so long"

by Cendy Cupdevil August 09, 2019

Xing da lon

Xing da lon means, I love you. But I am alone... Fuck.

Yo, girl... Xing da lon.....

by Diogo the nice one April 24, 2021

viettel cu lon

It's common in Vietnam when optic cables are regularly broken every year and even throughout the year.
When you see a Vietnamese say this word, it means that the internet bandwidth is fucked, and not only gamers, a whole country is frustrated with it. Even when Viettel is the largest ISP in Vietnam.
So, whenever you go online and suddenly see someone saying the word or something that's likely the word, you know the context.

"Oh, my YouTube, the speed of light! Wait 30 minutes to load a 480p video. Viettel cu lon"

"And let's enjoy the waiting of just an hour for a majestic 2MB PNG of a cat. The speed is out of the blue. Viettel cu lon"

by CheeSe Dustyvoxx July 30, 2024

lon hare

Lon hare is code speak for shaving ones testicles and putting the pubic trimmings in another persons food.

I did the lon hare this morning to you know who...

by qualitypro September 22, 2010

Lon

Whenever you're alone and nobodies there to help you grind in a game.

"I'm doing lon because all of my friends are offline."
"Oh, okay."

by DizziVertigoz September 19, 2020

me lon

The state vegetable of Oklahoma and also the most delicious, juiciest, most scrumptious fruit known to humanity. Popularly enjoyed by cats, monkeys, and gamer girls alike. Simple to eat due to a naturally occurring rind that can be used as a handle if cut properly.

saeren: today i ate some me lon
zaeki: me too! *sends me lon gif*

by youremomhahagotem May 21, 2021

Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.

Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"

by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011