Logging

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?

by JonnoR August 14, 2012

combat logging

The act of logging off or otherwise closing a game during combat to avoid defeat, destruction and/or damage.

First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.

Since the day the Bismarck disappeared beneath the waves, accusations of combat logging have permeated the debate over who dealt the final blow; the British or the Germans?

by dqb8 August 15, 2018

fire logging

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!

Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!

by white nigel January 9, 2014

loggeldog

(v) The sound a person makes when a drop of cold water rolls down one's back, and into one's butt crack.

I made that guy Loggeldog

by Beau Bouchard March 31, 2007

Logging

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.

by Trollhunter July 31, 2012

Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

Logsdon

The art of being a B.A.M.F. (Bad Ass Mother Fucker)

Not everyone can be a logsdon or a nagel.

by bruzer5 February 22, 2010