The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
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Pete Loeffler is the sexiest, smartest, singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter of our generation.
Pete Loeffler is the frontman for Chevelle.
He is from Chicago, he started playing the guitar when he was 12.
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Pete Loeffler is the sexiest, smartest, singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter of our generation.
Pete Loeffler is the frontman for Chevelle.
He is from Chicago, he started playing the guitar when he was 12.
He and his brothers (sexy) formed Chevelle in 1994.
A lot of his lyrics are actually about funny subjects, but sound serious or dark.
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When Pete Loeffler was 12 his older sister and her boyfriend told Pete to learn to play "Eruption" by "The Cult" and he did. He is a bad ass motherfucker!
Because of his lung capacity he can go all night....in my dreams.
mmmmm....just thinking about him....i just jizzed in my pants.
When Pete Loeffler was 12 his older sister and her boyfriend told Pete to learn to play "Eruption" by "The Cult" and he did. He is a bad ass motherfucker!
Because of his lung capacity he can go all night....in my dreams.
mmmmm....just thinking about him....i just jizzed in my pants.
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Sam Loeffler a.k.a. the best fucking sexiest drummer in the world.
Received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
Is the backbone for the greatest rock band Chevelle.
He has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. He is from Chicago, where he and his brothers formed Chevelle in 1994.
Sam Loeffler a.k.a. the best fucking sexiest drummer in the world.
Received the award for the best alternative rock drummer of 2008.
Is the backbone for the greatest rock band Chevelle.
He has been playing drums since he was 14 years old. He is from Chicago, where he and his brothers formed Chevelle in 1994.
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Sam Loeffler kicked ass in concert and in the bedroom...in my fantasies.
Sam Loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
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Sam Loeffler kicked ass in concert and in the bedroom...in my fantasies.
Sam Loeffler could beat me with his sticks any time.
mmmmm.... just thinking about him... I just jizzed in my pants.
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