Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008

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Nut Locked

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.

I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

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keep it locked

To tell someone to be safe and take care.

Bob: You out this weekend?
Bill: Nah mate, seeing the mrs!
Bob: Ok mate, well call me monday, see ya later and keep it locked!!

Bill: Aiiggghhht!!

by Mowgli-da-pimp November 19, 2007

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Locked On

‎'Locked On' - adjective: slang pod term used to describe moments when a person gets completely obsessed with an idea and keeps running with it until they realise that they're acting like a freak. Often includes rambling and random tangents. Generally 'locked on' period lasts no more than 5-10 minutes, but has been known to extend to the wee hours of the morning and result in some really stupid decisions (commonly combined with alcohol/alternate means of intoxication in these extremes).

Talking about someone. "Wow, they got locked on."

by podling October 13, 2010

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locked shields

When two dudes sleep with their asses facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep

Bill and Bob locked shields as soon as they went to bed

by moon69shine November 18, 2015

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Stun Locked

A term used when your not able to do anything because your busy with other things.

The term came from a common massive multiplayer online game called World of Warcraft. The rogue class is able to keep opponents stunned making them useless.

Dom: Yo, lets hang out and do something.
Nolan: I cant since I am stun locked all night! Maybe later?

by Dom Va Gina May 7, 2010

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