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web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.
This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.
by krwada July 16, 2008
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Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.
Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.
by Axon January 17, 2015
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loafing the mule

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"
by stu2.0 February 3, 2010
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Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.
Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.
by Scroh April 25, 2009
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Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.
(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"
by Euan bis February 21, 2009
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Lofting

(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.
who are you going to be lofting tonight?
by the lofting lady March 22, 2010
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Loafing

"Hey man, I just got some great weed"

"We better get loafing brahhhhh"
by DOLPHINS May 5, 2012
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