loaften

1. being lazy
2. synonym to chillen, only used in this context if your not really doing anything exciting
3. after you burn that 'i'm too lazy to move my body' feeling

( texting )
friend #1: 'hey what's up !'
friend #2: 'nothing just loaften with sam and kayla. any parties going on tonite?'
friend #1: 'yeah there's a house party going on ! txt you the detz'

by ikwia June 23, 2009

loafen

When you chill to the maximum level, or see something that is real chill. Like Loafing, but loafen is when your chilling with a purpose.

YO what you sayin today, Just gonna be Loafen out
O shit look at that cliff, yea man that Cliff would be a sick spot to be loafen.

by ChillVILL December 8, 2015

Loafness

adj; the quality of being a loaf.

look at that kitten's loafness!

by sadandsalty April 12, 2017

two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.

They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!

by Eljaybean January 7, 2011

Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 5, 2017

big fuck off loafers

peculier shoes often worn by grayham

he's wearing big fuck off loafers...GET HIM!

by DOYTS! February 11, 2005

Loafed

Someone releasing a fat shit in your mouth while you are asleep.

Guy:1 Holy shit dude someone Loafed in your mouth!
Guy:2 *Mouth full of shit gurgle squish noises*

by BigCoke January 26, 2020