lamefest

1. terrible party, usually full of cotches.
2. when someone talks up an event to make it seem cool and before you even get out of your car, you know it blows.
3. when you're at a location where you know no one, and no one trys to bring you into the fold.

Person 1: Did you go to the party at Dusty's?
Person 2: Yeah, but I wished I didn't. It was the biggest lamefest ever.
Person 1: I told you man.

by roflstomper December 18, 2007

lamegay

Saying 'gay' in place of 'lame' is offensive. So instead you can say 'lamegay' meaning the object is the 'lame version of gay' as in 'lamegay'.

The fact that I can't fuck my boyfriend is lamegay, or 'gay in the bad way'.

by Skirrel June 29, 2008

lamecats

Derived from 'lolcats', it is an adjective describing something that is beyond ridiculous; something that is unbelievably stupid or you know, lame.

I went to school only to be told that the boiler broke and all the students were to be sent home.
Lamecats.

by DontEatChalk May 22, 2011

lame arse dick

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018

Lamemeister

someone who is a master of being lame, a bit dumb, and generally ridiculous

Why are you being such a Lamemeister mate!

by beepothegreatpuppet April 19, 2020

lamebook

A website displaying the lamest comments, status updates and pictures of the popular social network Facebook.

Mitchell - "What happened with you and Lafonda?"

Philip - "Bitch kept postin' wild nonsense, wound up on lamebook."

Mitchell - "I never liked her anyway."

by bogusb42 May 31, 2009

Lamees

There are few words other than 'perfect' that can describe the raw beauty of a Lamees. An absolutely beautiful, kind, big hearted, caring, loving, generous, sweet, cute catooo who makes the best girlfriend even to walk the surface of the planet. She can make anyone's day 200X better by just talking to them. Also a massive NF fangirl. Overall an amazing, wonderful, fantastic person.

"I love you so much! You're my Lamees!"

by Seschwanbam July 4, 2019