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Lish SMP

The renowned Minecraft SMP dubbed "Lish SMP". Lish SMP's usually last until there is a final war, which then marks the end of a Lish SMP when the war concludes. Lish SMP's past was known to be griefed by an individual by the name of "Jackob", who is infamous for his war crimes and terrorism.
"Yo, wanna hop on Lish SMP?"
"Did you hear, Lish SMP Season 3 was shut down just 4 days after it began because of an admin abusing host!"
by Urbanium Dictionarium April 30, 2022
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The Lisa Stansfield

A man hair cut with no hair product in.
Stuart came to work rocking the Lisa Stansfield
by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023
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Style-lista

A person possessing strong bold style skills in their appearance, demeanor, and lifestyle.
Lady Gaga and Katie Perry are really excellent style-listas.
by Top Cat Teri August 25, 2010
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Stinky Lisa

The act of blowing a bolus of marijuana smoke into someone's rectum. Essentially a shotgun kiss whereupon the other person's mouth is replaced with their anus.
Marie gave Corey a stinky lisa last night.
by Fernanderson November 14, 2018
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SMS-lish

A vernacular approach to communicating via SMS whereby one, either for the sake of supporting one's image as a hipster or frankly out of shear hubris, employs ridiculous--borderline incomprehensible--spelling shortcuts.
Girl: "Would you please text the neighbor to check on the dog?!"

Boy: "Forget that: she never writes back, and when she does, her SMS-lish drives me crazy."
by dac0811 September 9, 2009
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Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.
by Off with her head! October 3, 2016
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Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 27, 2015
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