liquideuce

the loose, unformed human excrement that is brought on by the consumption of large amounts of Guinness followed by bad Chinese food, and that often accompanies pre-marital stress

"Did you guys have diarrhea before your wedding? Like, for a month? Is this normal? I haven't had a solid BM in quite some time. I went to the doctor yesterday, and they're baffled, even after sticking a couple of digits into my ass. I have nightmares about having to bolt to the crapper for a liquideuce during our vows."

by DeltaNu1142 May 5, 2007

Liquideous

The property of being wet or slippery beyond the description of common words.

When I pulled my hand out of the bucket of KY it was very liquideous.

That oil spill on the floor is too liquideous for me.

by getbikin January 23, 2010

liquidescable

able to constantly morph

like water takes the shape of its container, it doesn't necessarily need to be contained

by gear October 24, 2004

Liquide de la penis

Piss, can also be sperm/cum/creme de la penis

There's liquide de la penis in my soup!! GET HELP BI-

by LLCCH February 15, 2024

Fairy liquided

When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.

Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!

At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!

by Iidentifyasfairyliquid July 9, 2018