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Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009
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Shit Limp

A limp you develop while running to the toilet busting to do a dump
Oh man I had a "shit limp" while I was walking to the toilet last night
by RawtenDeek October 26, 2010
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Sympathy Limp

A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.
"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."
by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010
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Stiff Limp

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.
I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.
by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005
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shrimp limp dick

Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick
by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020
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sir-limp-a-lot

Someone who fails to get erections, even with hot girls with big boobs.
"His name is sir-limp-a-lot, he likes to eat garbage and he has an under bite.
by kis1618 May 17, 2006
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Limpsesgent

A thing that could, would and will steal your bitch (if you have one, which is very doubtful) No matter the situation
Person 1: Yo who's that guy over there
Person 2: I don't know but he's stealing your bitch
Person 3: Man what a Limpsesgent
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Jacob
by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022
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