Emergency Cigarette

A cigarette that is stored away for emergency use only.

"Frank what is that cigarette doing up there on that shelf? "
"Why, thats my emergency cigarette , mother fucker!"

by landroverlover October 18, 2008

lirette

(LER-rette) n. The shavings left over from trimming ones genital hair using an electric trimmer. The use of shaving cream does not make lirette. The term originates from the value Dan Lirette is worth, coined by JanusChrist.

See the EncyclopediaDramatica article on Dan Lirette for more information.

"I was going to get a shower but my housemate left a thick layer of lirette in the bathtub."

"He bought a baggie of Scott Tenorman's lirette."

by JackNapier099 June 4, 2009

cigarettes after sex

the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday

"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"

by belle1024 May 19, 2021

cigarettes

designed by insightful people, who realized that the last 7 yrs. of life are not worth living anyway. Those are the 7 yrs. you cant make coherent sentences, and you shit yourself constantly.

"Grandpa you shit yourself again, here is a pack of camels!!!!!

by PoDuck March 17, 2005

jazz cigarette

Term for a joint.......

"Pass me that jazz cigarette buddy"

by Lewis1983 June 21, 2005

Cigarette Virgin

Never had a cigarette, most people lose it ages 14 to 16.

Bob: Hey Joe, do you smoke?
Joe: Nah, I'm still a cigarette virgin.
Bob: I lost my cigarette virginity last night.

by Thegreatgeno May 3, 2009

bigarette

blood term for cigarette

yo, can i bum a bigarette?

by Patrick May 22, 2006