the lifetime channel is a network run by the folks at A&E television network. as a young adult myself i can say that i'm not into that channel because of all the movies and tv specials about women (and on some occasions, men) are in some god-awful love triangles, financial and/or legal issues, sexual assault and in most extreme cases murder, and hell just to make the program more interesting, combine all 3 and BAM!!!
you got the lifetime channel
you got the lifetime channel
men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime (family guy)
pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel
pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel
by purple_sheboodles29 November 20, 2009
Get the lifetime channel mug.A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.
by canadianjewfish September 9, 2008
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by Yemz January 30, 2008
Get the lifetime mug.TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the dome. Hillary Clinton's personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.
Nobody should watch lifetime.
Lifetime is Hillary's tool.
Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.
Lifetime is Hillary's tool.
Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.
by upncomingbigpimpingbloodbettarecognize December 28, 2005
Get the lifetime mug.Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 30, 2005
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Oooh have you seen that Lifetime Original Movie about the woman who gets breast cancer, then gets raped by her boss?
by Jaaacob September 8, 2008
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by Matt October 4, 2003
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