linebacker

ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.

i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.

by McCheesy September 3, 2003

linebacker

while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.

I was so excited that football season was starting, that I surprised my girlfriend with a linebacker.

by dan johnson August 7, 2006

office linebacker

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.

Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker

by foug September 7, 2003

linebacker

A word I learned from strong bad. jk

No, really, I did! jk again

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006

linejacker

A person who cuts in line.

I can not believe how many linejackers there are in this city.

by Rockstar64 December 23, 2018

liejacked

Past tense of "liejack".

Someone that falsely accuses an opponent or potential critic of the very shady thing that they're doing before they are called out for that shady thing by that opponent or potential critic.

Bystanders and third parties become confused about what is and what isn't reality, giving the liejacker a better chance of getting away with their liejacking.

The horrible man wondered what it would be like to throw a party in his neighbour's house. When his neighbour left for the weekend, leaving a house-sitter in charge of the house, the horrible man paid the house-sitter a visit, got chatting and got him blind drunk. He then threw a huge party at the house, trashing the place.

In the morning, after everyone left, the horrible man phoned the police and liejacked that the house-sitter had thrown a wild party and trashed the house whilst the neighbour had been away.

The poor house-sitter, having no memory of the night before, was arrested and lost a friend.

by AdLibera September 24, 2020