Lespionage

a noun. The act of pretending to be a lesbian so as to attract men.

Jessica never regretted committing lespionage because she always got her man.

by Lee and Alana in the Morning April 8, 2008

Guitar Lessons

Sex.

Dude, that guy is going to give me some guitar lessons.

by Coolio2345678 May 29, 2010

skiing lesson

When one "teacher" demonstrates how to ski by the help of two male "students" on either side allowing the "teacher" to use their poles for a hands on experience.

Becky gave Tim and I the best skiing lesson last night. We both finished the course!

by NoxoN August 17, 2007

Spanish Lessons

Going to the strip club.

Spanish lessons are expensive!

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013

Huxtable Swimming Lesson

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"

Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson

by Motherfuckinglyricalwordsmith August 23, 2010

lesbionest

To be honest about being lesbian.

Shelly: Hey, girls! *grabs Marie's ass*
Marie:*gasp*
Bella: Lesbionest here Shelly, are you lesbian?
Shelly: Uhh... Yes. And I like both of you.
Bella: Well, its good to be honest but, were straight. Sorry.
Marie: Speak for your self.
Bella... :O

by lovelovelove That Ass June 17, 2012

lesbionic

Half-lesbian, half-machine!

May exist in hentai. I'm not sure.

Will Lego come out with Lesbionicles?

She wasn't just an android, she was LESBIONIC!

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003