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Leeandra is a loving daughter and a fierce mother capable of great love and greater anger
by Rl73 December 20, 2016
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Leeanity

The religion of of believing in Autumn as God and Cassius as the Devil, or ruler of the Underworld.

The common belief is that God and Satan are enemies, but in this religion, they are married. They even have two children. One, their son Nacht, was born on Christmas and is the religion's version of Jesus. Instead of being a savior, Nacht just sits around, wallowing in despair over absolutely nothing. His sister is utterly useless and just complains about everything. Their parents despise them and enjoy passing Nacht's journal around to their aquaintances so they may deface it together.
In Leeanity, there is no worshipping. One cannot simply pray for their forgiveness. Autumn doesn't even listen to prayers, and is restricted from answering them even if she wanted to (which she doesn't.) She's a lazy-ass bitch who does nothing but sleep and defend Canadians.
Cassius just engages in random shenanigans in the Underworld that include drugs and DDR. Once a week, he visits his wife above by climbing Mt. Everest. He then eats all her food, does with her as he pleases, and skydives back to Hell.
Are you an atheist?

Nah, I believe in Leeanity.

What's that?

You don't want to know.
by Midnightstorm45 May 24, 2011
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leean

One stunning, amazing, sweet, sassy girl. Leeans are fantastic dancers and are usually short. What the lack in chest, they make up with butt. If you don't love Leean, you must die... Now...
Tom: Hey, who is that short hot girl?
Mike: Who? Her?! Oh, that's Leean...
by NemoDory February 16, 2014
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lesleanne

Lesleanne is a bad ass mystery woman with alluring eyes and a smokin’ hot personality. Leaves many broken men in her wake but is devoted to her man.
That mystery woman at the party last night was such a lesleanne, I can’t forget her
by Bruteberry November 27, 2018
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Lesbanana

When a usually identified straight or bisexual female engages a series of lesbian activities such as googling victoria's secret models, or feeling her own boobs.
I went totally lesbananas last night, I spent three hours looking at pictures of Christina Hendricks and Katy Perry!
by Candace Hawthorne December 7, 2010
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Leean

Leean is someone with bad luck in relationships but who needs a man anyways... Gurlie you do you!!! the right person will come along... And also she hot af!!! She loves her family alot!! including her best friends well they are her family anyways... She loves to read but only the good stuff and she got no patience at all!! :)... If you ever meet a Leean don't break her heart please and plus did I mention that she'll make you laugh so much like crazy and you'll fall in love with her smile :)
Leean made me laugh so much.
Is Leean coming? "No" Awh that's too bad I really wanted her to come..
Badaboom! Leean is in the building!!
by leeleethewizard August 18, 2021
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Leeandra Maraka

He's one of the most valuable people in the roleplayer world, yeah, he's a roleplayer who use Mark Lee as a fc. He's got a lot of secret fans and I'm one of them. He's a kind, understanding, and a good listener. He's a little slow to respond but it's okay, he's always there when I need him
"Leeandra Maraka, ihcoy"
"Thank you for liking me"
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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