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Leicester

Small town in Massachusetts which borders the 2nd largest city in the state, Worcester, Paxton, Auburn, Oxford, Charlton and Spencer. This town of 17,000 is divided into 3 sections with their own zip codes; Leicester, Cherry Valley and Rochdale. If you're from here then you have heard of the wanna-be gang that used to be the "RP's" or the "Rochdale Parkers". Going to the recently built Wal-Mart is what these people do for fun. The High School athletics are a complete joke and should be counted as an easy win. They have zero intensity when on the field. L-Town is a joke.
"Hey I'm bored. What's there to do in Leicester?"
"Let's go to Wal-Mart!"
by Leicester mass February 15, 2010
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Leicestershire

The county that believes it is the best in all of England, and insists on this on all its road signs. Full of colourful and cultural hotspots like the run-down bus station in Coalville, the Woodlands Nursery in Stapleton, the Britannia Shopping Centre in Hinckley, the toilets in Cafe Nero at the Highcross in Leicester, and so on.

The people who live there, known locally as "chisits", speak in a strange dialect that include expressions such as "me duck", "me sen" and "ayumashed".

Many there like to insist that Leicestershire is its own independent socialist republic, but since everybody there is as thick as a brick nobody will listen to them. If you want more action, go to nearby Warwickshire.
"Leicestershire is the best county in England, me duck!"
"Sure thing mate, sure thing..."
by WillieSpency December 28, 2020
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Leicester

It is a city in the middle of England, it is where most of India migrate to also commonly known as turban land, so it is a very unpopular place and anybody who lives there wears a turben or lives on benefits
Person A: do you want to go to leicester?

Person B: no, it smells like curry and there's to many council houses so we will get lost, and I'm eating oxtail soup
by Mr blobby is dead December 13, 2010
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Leicester Headache

Sex Position: When you have intercourse with a girl in a bath tub and grab her by the hair and as you thrust you simultaneously slam her head against the taps.
I had such a rough night, my boyfriend gave me a Leicester Headache
by MissHit69 February 16, 2014
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Leicester City

It’s a way of saying something is absolutely fantastic and the best at something in the world

Boy 1: I’m playing tennis today
Boy2: Oh you’re Leicester City at that
I’m so good at kite flying you could even say I’m Leicester City at it
by The Wisest owl June 21, 2019
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leicester

I live in leicester and it ain't that bad. Many ehtnic minorites and lots of samalian imo's coming here but who cares. As long as i earn money and i'm happy i couldn't give a f**k who living in my home city.
by Tom June 1, 2004
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Let us consult The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party
by DaddyDextive April 20, 2021
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