Leonellus theorem

"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."

According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):

- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.

- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.

- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.

According to Leonellus theorem :

Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.

by .interieur.gouv.net September 7, 2023

leonidas

great spartan king who slayed the many heads of persians. Slaughter many enemies of sparta and banged the queen of sparta

"SPARTAAAAAA!"

"Who is Leonidas?"

"What?! This is SPartAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *kicks*

by Silencer77 April 20, 2007

leonit

he have a charakter of gold its so sweet and its just wow and a beautiful albanian boy ❤

look at leonit

by lejlakrasniqi January 2, 2017

Leonid

The sweetest Russian guy a girl could ever know. He will ask you what's wrong on a bad day and cheer you up in a matter of seconds. He is shy but if you get to know him he is completely the opposite. Leonids can make you laugh when there's nothing to talk about. They are witty and go to college, although they occasionally skip class.

Synonyms: Smart, Adorable, Russian, Awesome
Antonyms: Dumb, ugly

Person1: He's so sweet and adorable!
Person2:He's a Leonid!

by AZN_INVAZN! November 22, 2010

leonel

the absolute perfect boy. he is amazing, makes you feel so important and treats you like a princess. he gives the best hugs and is an amazing kisser. don't get on his bad side tho and mess with the things he loves. he is very athletic and is amazing at everything he does. he often looks down on his self-thinking he is ugly and dumb even tho he is really not. a Leonel is so attractive. he is often shy with talking and nudes but tries to not be and fails. he is really hot. don't lose their trust because once you do they will never trust you again. don't let his shyness fool you tho he is pretty crazy once you get to know him. if you meet one dont let go

person 1: omg its leonel
person 2: damn he is actually perfect

by cake1212 September 26, 2018

Leoni

hot, beautiful, awesome, sexy, funny, incredible,

Leoni is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is just gorgeous! Also Leoni is the perfect girlfriend. She is loyal and will never let you down. Leoni is the definition of perfection. Any guy would be lucky to have a Leoni.

The perfect boy for Leoni is definitely a Benni. So if your name is Benni go get yourself a Leoni.

Everyone needs a Leoni in his life. When you get yourself a Leoni you will get happier by the second you find her.

Benni: My girlfriend is so awesome dude. She is just perfect for me. I love her to the moon and back.
Tom: Wow I want a girl like this ! Whats her name ?
Benni: Leoni DUH! What else could it be?

Benney: Wow Leoni looks so beautiful today. Just like always!
Johanna: do really think so ? I dont like her !
Benney: Johanna just shut up you stupid ass bitch !!!

by Benney M. November 13, 2017

King Leonidas

When you are standing up fucking your girl from behind and when you are about to blow you stick your foot on her ass and kick her off. Yelling out THIS IS SPARTA as your man fountain goes off and she flies into wall/DVD stand etc.

She told me to pull out so I gave her the king leonidas . As she picked herself off the floor I asked what's for dinner?

by The D since 83 January 26, 2016