lens crapper

When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.

I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!

by rocky bottom November 23, 2011

Lencha

Is an expression used in Mexico to refer to lesbians

My friend is a Lencha

by ZZoPAH Godfrey February 20, 2018

pull my leash

An interjection (typically negative) used when another is being annoying, sassy, moody, nasty, or generally obnoxious; especially in the context of snatching personal belongings

MAX! Stop pulling my leash!

They always pull my leash at lunch! They're getting sassy.

by RemoteElectronics October 27, 2022

lenscrafter

(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal

Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?

Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.

by Homeless Dave January 25, 2005

Lenesha

The most gorgeous, curvy woman mankind has ever layed eyes on w/a great ass. And is the best in bed. No one can ride like she can. She knows how to please women and men. Grown men think she's delicious! And is talented with her hands and mouth.... She's a musician!

Lenesha is amazing in the bedroom.

by Contra45 August 21, 2008

Corporate Leash

Commonly known as the "neck tie". The corporate leash is the symbol of a corporation's ownership over an individual.

Whoah....i see you're workin' for the man now Dave. You're even wearing a corporate leash!

by benebrius March 14, 2010

hoffman lenses

1. The Sunglasses used in the 1988 cult classic film 'They Live' to see through overt messages in advertising and such, and to see which people are actually people and which people are actually aliens.
2. To wear one's Hoffman Lenses is to view the world through the lenses of psychedelic drugs such as LSD (Albert Hofmann being the scientist who discovered LSD.)
3. A reggae-rock band from Vancouver.

G-"Ya reckon we'll put on our Hoffman Lenses this weekend?"
R-"Yeah, why not; I'll get some 'cid off Gerald later."

by GLaz February 24, 2014