Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007

Longus Schlongus

Very big German dick

CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge

by Olograme June 4, 2021

Linguss

A name for a nonce of the Nigerian variety, normally identified around Nurseries and playgrounds

E.g. "Be careful Mary, I think I spotted a stray Linguss in the bushes earlier"

by Halal Jamal December 29, 2021

lingusizer

One who lingusizes; preforms lingus. Used as an insult.

Oh my god! He is SUCH a lingusizer

by Cuntyshrimp February 3, 2023

Lingus

A short, four foot two, stocky monk that preforms oral sex.

Hello Lingus

by ChuggaluganCheezer08 October 13, 2023

Beard-a-lingus

Cunnilingus from a bearded brethren.

I was willing to see what it felt like when cunnilingus became beard-a-lingus, and I told him so.

by Amelia C.F. September 22, 2016

lengua de trapo

an Argentine idiom refering to one who talks a lot of trash about others, of course this is meant negatively as its literal translation is "rag tongue." Technically it means one who gossips, but the phrase is structured similarly to one who is silver-tongued (a phrase, or idiom, for one who is gifted in giving speeches)

Nadie se salva de esta lengua de trapo
"no one can save him/herself from this gossipper"

by tinathepirate December 19, 2006