the distance at which two people stop being attracted to each other, i.e. your radius of attraction. the larger the length, the more women want to do you.
(derives from physical chemistry)
(derives from physical chemistry)
Because Jon's bjerrum length was too small, jen was repelled from him and would not sleep with him.
Bobo does not get any ass because he has such a small bjerrum.
Even though Smith is fat, he has a huge bjerrum and thus still gets girls.
Bobo does not get any ass because he has such a small bjerrum.
Even though Smith is fat, he has a huge bjerrum and thus still gets girls.
by Merman November 22, 2005
Get the bjerrum length mug.1.An arbitary unit of measurement, defined as the maximum length of toilet paper used when cleaning ones spunk from the carpet (8 sheets).
2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
1. I was literally a wanker's length from getting the bus.
2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.
3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.
4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.
3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.
4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
by Joniquai March 20, 2005
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by killa1832 July 3, 2005
Get the lengua mug.the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the skin around it.
by Hakko November 21, 2004
Get the full length mug.1) In special relativity, the proper length of an object moving at velocity close to that of the speed of light is its length as measured by an observer in the rest frame of the object.
2) A massive shit.
2) A massive shit.
1) Will: Dude, that 30cm ruler travelling at the speed of light looks to be only about 28.5cm.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.
2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.
2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.
by justabusta January 23, 2011
Get the Proper Length mug.*A mortgage lender that lacks the basic life skills to be a productive member of society.
*A retarded mortgage lender
*A retarded mortgage lender
by Cgland August 8, 2020
Get the Lendtard mug.When someone is more leng than leng. They are so leng u could literally eat them.
Alfie created this word btw
Alfie created this word btw
random dude: OMG she is LENGALICIOUS
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