lempers

The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.

Look at those lempers over there.

Awwww

by Panda Expert February 19, 2013

huke lemmings

A bomb-ass blonde bitch who owns this ass.

"have you seen huke lemmings?"

"oh yeah, I saw that sexy giraffe last night ;)"

by lalalalalalalalalalalalala September 8, 2016

GPS lemming

-noun
an automobile operator who follows his GPS so religiously that he ignores outside information that the GPS is unaware of, such as street closings or other cars being in the way. Often, such as after leaving a sporting event near a large highway with construction, they create packs of cars that generally impede the progress of other drivers.

That GPS lemming cut me off just to slam on his brakes when he realized the road was closed.

by Charlie Shilling December 9, 2008

leaping lizards

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"

Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!

by fishtoe July 4, 2011

Mario lemieux

Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.

Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

leaping llamas

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.

Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"

by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008

lemily

Lemily are two people that obviously like each other, they tease each other, stare at each other and they always give each other eye contact. They flirt all the time but are friends like wtf

dude one: they are so lemily. they are so in love
dude two:Ikr

dude one:they are such a lemily

dude two:Ikr man

by lanadelhalseymartinezpilots January 30, 2017