Lactard

one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard

When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard

by halflactarded September 1, 2009

LeTard

Someone who comes across as illiterate and not very intelligent.

Lebron James is such a LeTard. Did you hear his attempt to explain his reasons for leaving Clevelanad for South Beach (the Miami Heat) the other night night on ESPN?

by Uno Numero July 12, 2010

leotard

a retard who wears only leopard skins.

you ever watch tarzan, what a leotard.

by rayza_069 March 21, 2010

Leetard

A person who always uses "leet speak" in their writing not because they think it makes them look cool but rather because it's the only way they know how to communicate. Lacking the most basic knowledge of Elementary school English they apparently learned this strange sort of strange phonetic based pseudo-language entirely from each other instead to make up for having so much as a 3rd grade education.

"h0w r u doin 2day m8?"

"I was fine until some leetard sent me a text message that reminded me of the appalling state of our failing education system."

"lolwut?"

by NephilimNexus March 5, 2009

Leotard

A retarded dude named Leo.

Leo, take off the football helmet, put your pants back on, stop trying to hump the throw pillows, and quit acting like a Leotard.

by Leo's Friend March 16, 2005

Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

by Jax75 June 4, 2007

Leotard

A guy, usually named Lee, Leo. etc, that gets so sloppy drunk, he’ll walk right up to you at the bar and take a swig from your drink. He gets beer goggles for himself, thinks he’s hot shit all the sudden. Sometimes, when passed out, or not, the boys can get a tutu on the tard. Watch out ladies, he’s had every ho in town. Pretty sure he’s got the herp.

Oh great guys, Leotard walked in, watch your drinks. Dude, no worries, I have the tutu in my ride.

by Msjames44 February 3, 2019