ivy league of terrorism

A state or an institution, like Pakistan government and Pakistani Army, which acts a host to international cross-border terrorist groups and promotes them like ivy leagues of different sports and games.

Pakistan hosts Ivy League of terrorism, U.N. told.

by mailucmail December 14, 2016

Rocket League

A game where you hit massive balls with a tiny car and try to stick the ball in a giant hole

I won the game of rocket league by 3 goals

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

mrs.leal

A big ole chubby ugly slut that cant even manage $1 for head. and is a big fat chubby waste of oxygen.

This mrs.leal is annoying.

by I'm a Box O whales November 1, 2019

Negro leagues

"C" list friends who you will hang out with, but cant be seen with

I can be alone tonight or I can be in the Negro leagues

by Da poopy man January 19, 2013

Rugby League Drunk

To bring one's own particular brand of drunken stupidity to an unsuspecting public resulting in physical, verbal or psychological demarches upon the individual, their friends, kin or other sectarian grouping.

Jim got so drunk friday night he shat on a dog, had sex with a carpet and passed out in a fire escape, boy was he rugby league drunk.

by The Suva Splinter August 5, 2012

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

by SHLA October 8, 2013

Ivy League

The place your parents wanted you to go to, but even YOUR dumbass knew you wouldn't get in.

I went to an Ivy League, now I have a bachelors degree and over 100,000 in debt because I wasn't very poor or very rich!

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016