laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

Layling

A girl with multiple personalities and many voices in her head, the girl who always dances with a smile on her face, can eat and eat and eat and always looks like a princess from a disney movie. Not to mention her feline features and the way she purrs when you rub her ears. The most girlie of girls but is so not. There is only one Layling, with many copies.

Who has eaten all the smoked salmon....Layling
She is not sleeping again....Layling
How much did Layling eat...
On time again Layling

by cbt42 July 22, 2011

laying low

just chilling, trying not to draw attention to yourself so you don't get noticed or so certain people can't find you.

i just got busted dealin laying low for a little while aite

by stashd July 7, 2008

laying tile

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.

Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Laying the Scunion

Laying the Scunion can mean a multitude of things. The most general definition is as follows: To completely and utterly fuck shit up.

Hey man, what are you doing tonight? I don't know man..... probably gonna be laying the scunion.

by hey man325152 March 26, 2010

Laylin

people usually think differently of her but once you get to know she is the most amazing person you ever met it your whole intire life on you find a laylin never let go of her bc you will regret itshe is sometimes insecure very slim thick all the boy go wild for her ass lol she would make a great best friend a wild and crazy person

Laylin is so amazing

by Chicken nugget 1 May 15, 2018

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012