"i'm allergic to latex."

the only excuse.
try it.

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"

"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."

by kccc=] August 18, 2007

dark latex

The best kind of latex

Puro is the best dark latex.

by Microwave.mp4 (þ fan) August 9, 2021

Latex Lads

Two people of the male persuasion that share a condom after one has finished with it.

Bro, isn't it rad that we are not only Eskimo brothers but latex lads now too.

by Sr. Douche November 5, 2012

Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.

She wanted a latex rocket in her.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Lateforworkaholic

A person who works compulsively, at the expense of other persuits, yet can never seem to arrive at work on time.

Steve is always 20 minutes late for work, he's a lateforworkaholic.

by CasualUrbanizer February 28, 2012

Latex shooter

Throwing back the splooge filled condom following safe sex.

Some people take protein in a shake, others prefer a latex shooter.

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

Latex Beast

As in the furries in changed. Latex beasts are creatures like furries but they aren’t humans in a fur suit. You can become one by getting infected by one or stepping in puddle.

Colin got infected by a Latex Beast.

by FuriTheFruitBat April 16, 2022